Mariah "in clobber" shocker
It seems jungle-based celebrities are getting all the breast-based headlines at the moment. So let's rightfully address that balance and turn our attentions to Mariah Carey's abundant chest furniture. When you're the proud owner of pendulous puppies like misguided Mariah, keeping them under wraps is no mean feat. Call in the weapons of mass destruction stashers or call the whole task off, if you ask us.
However, squirrel them away she must as the crazy warbler embarks on a Valentines' Day gig in Jakarta. The high-pitched lady is keen to respect the customs of Indonesia and that means not sellotaping her mammaries to a delicate wisp of gauze - as she is wont to do.
"I have consulted the promoters here on what Mariah should wear," says the singer's production manager Tom Hudak. "They have given their suggestions and I will put forward these suggestions to the management for consideration." Which no doubt she will take on board as long as it involves lots of sparkly things and some kittens.
But Hudak warns, although Mariah will still appear sexy (how could she not?): "It looks like in Indonesia, Mariah will not appear as revealing as she usually does." So her next dubious golf-based photoshoot in string bikini, heels and hotpants will have to wait until March, unfortunately. (Megastar)
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