Let's end this week on a high note, shall we? This very special issue is absolutely filled with wonderful little nuggets of personal assistant gossip from a host of A-list celebrities, so I'm going to run through all of it. Christina Aguilera pulls out her hair extensions constantly, and her assistants have to pick them all up.
Lady Gaga is "helpless as a baby" and would "wake her assistant up in the middle of the night to change DVDs". Matthew McConaughey "gets turned on by food". Kim Kardashian keeps all the fat she's gotten removed via liposuction in a freezer, in case she wants it injected somewhere else.
Christian Bale "lectures young fans about being rude and intrusive" to the point that "tears stream down their faces". Cher is "always chanting and practicing strange spiritual exercises". Brad Pitt draws poop on everything. Elton John is so lazy that he asks to be wheeled around everywhere.
Angelina Jolie forces her staff to watch all her movies "even the flops" and demands positive feedback. Mickey Rourke gives a lot of money to homeless people. Scarlett Johansson is constantly screaming at her mother. Jennifer Aniston forces assistants to carry fans around so she doesn't sweat.
Jamie Dornan is constantly needlepointing when alone. Julia Roberts "hoards" her old costumes, and wears her famous Pretty Woman prostitute outfit for Danny Moder "once a year". Madonna forces her staff to wipe down every dressing room bathroom with antibacterial wipes before she enters.
Justin Bieber straight up fucks a lot of his staffers. Jessica Simpson "acts as if the world is one big open bar". Selena Gomez is "such a slob" and leaves her dirty underwear all over the place. Sarah Jessica Parker "religiously celebrates the New Moon every month" and believes crystals "will bring her good luck and keep evil spirits away:.
Mariah Carey cannot operate a microwave, and makes her assistant wash her hair in the shower.
(Jezebel)
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